William
Andrew Dillard
Parson to Person
IT’S
A COLLECTIVE ANIMAL WORLD
The
English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective
nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a
Herd of cattle; a Flock of chickens; a School of fish, and a Gaggle
of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions; a Murder of
crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens); an Exaltation
of doves, and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of
owls. Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most
dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive, and least
intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun
for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ……. a Congress! Is it
not weird how their descriptions parallel? I guess that pretty much
explains a lot of the things that come out of Washington! It seems
more prominent today than it did years ago.
IT’S
A FRUITCAKE WORLD
Well,
as the clock struck the midnight hour, officially ending the day, it
was much as other days except a few times in recent years those days
were supposed to be the end of the world, the return of Jesus, etc.
Of course those things did not occur, nor were there many who thought
they would, but in retrospect I just need to say: so much for the
fruitcakes that know more than Jesus knows (according to them). The
world has not ended…..the age is not over…..the rapture has not
occurred. Did I think it would? Certainly not on the day designated.
Has this sort of thing happened before? Yep! Will it happen again?
Yep! Why anyone would pay any attention to it at all underscores
biblical ignorance. Well, at least the fruitcakes are proving
themselves to be false prophets according to Deut. 18:18-22. Maybe
that alone is a good thing.
IT’S
AN EDUCATED-BEYOND-INTELLIGENCE WORLD
An
intellectual scholar was once described in homespun wisdom as being
“educated beyond his intelligence.” Of course, there is humor in
the description, but beyond that, it seems there is also some
sobering truth. It occasionally appears that the more a few folks are
educated, the more they appear to be ignorant of what is truly
important in life.
On the other hand, those hearing the words of
the truly wise man, Solomon, will have their feet firmly established
in true wisdom. He said, “The fear of the LORD is the beginning of
knowledge; but fools despise wisdom and instruction.” Proverbs 1:7.
Doubtless, the wise man had encountered a few fools in his day, but
it is also obvious that he had listened well to his father, King
David, who described those who deny their maker in favor of
preposterous theories in these words, “The fool hath said in his
heart, There is no God…” Psalm 14:1. The practicality of truth
over theory shines so brightly that those who turn from it really do
give cause to wonder if they have not been educated beyond their
intelligence!
REVIEWING PAST ASSESSMENTS
William Andrew Dillard
Parson to Person
IT’S A COLLECTIVE ANIMAL WORLD
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cattle; a Flock of chickens; a School of fish, and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions; a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens); an Exaltation of doves, and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls. Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive, and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ……. a Congress! Is it not weird how their descriptions parallel? I guess that pretty much explains a lot of the things that come out of Washington! It seems more prominent today than it did years ago.
IT’S A FRUITCAKE WORLD
Well, as the clock struck the midnight hour, officially ending the day, it was much as other days except a few times in recent years those days were supposed to be the end of the world, the return of Jesus, etc. Of course those things did not occur, nor were there many who thought they would, but in retrospect I just need to say: so much for the fruitcakes that know more than Jesus knows (according to them). The world has not ended…..the age is not over…..the rapture has not occurred. Did I think it would? Certainly not on the day designated. Has this sort of thing happened before? Yep! Will it happen again? Yep! Why anyone would pay any attention to it at all underscores biblical ignorance. Well, at least the fruitcakes are proving themselves to be false prophets according to Deut. 18:18-22. Maybe that alone is a good thing.
IT’S AN EDUCATED-BEYOND-INTELLIGENCE WORLD
An intellectual scholar was once described in homespun wisdom as being “educated beyond his intelligence.” Of course, there is humor in the description, but beyond that, it seems there is also some sobering truth. It occasionally appears that the more a few folks are educated, the more they appear to be ignorant of what is truly important in life.
On the other hand, those hearing the words of the truly wise man, Solomon, will have their feet firmly established in true wisdom. He said, “The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge; but fools despise wisdom and instruction.” Proverbs 1:7. Doubtless, the wise man had encountered a few fools in his day, but it is also obvious that he had listened well to his father, King David, who described those who deny their maker in favor of preposterous theories in these words, “The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God…” Psalm 14:1. The practicality of truth over theory shines so brightly that those who turn from it really do give cause to wonder if they have not been educated beyond their intelligence!
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